Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
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So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
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Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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