I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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