Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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