Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
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I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
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He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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