Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
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Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
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We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.