And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
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i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.