and you said cock pushups were impossible
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
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Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
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I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.