Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
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Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
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I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.