I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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