I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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