im drinking this country out of the recession.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
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I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
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So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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