Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
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Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
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yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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