can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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