Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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