it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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