I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
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No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
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I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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