we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
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Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
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Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
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