i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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