She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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