Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Just pee around me
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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