oh fat girl friday strikes again...
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
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He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
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So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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