OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
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if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
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I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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