I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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