How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
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She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
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I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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