There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Just invented taco cereal.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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