Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
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I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
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I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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