The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
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right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
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It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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