But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
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Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
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This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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