$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
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I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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