Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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