Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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