i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
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you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
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he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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