My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
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there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
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being pregnant is like rehab
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
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