in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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