belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
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Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
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I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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