His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
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I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
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If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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