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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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