next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
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she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
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We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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