Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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