I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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