Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
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Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
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I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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