No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
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after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
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Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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