if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
How naked do you want me to be?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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