Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
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Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
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I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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