We need to rekindle our bromance
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
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I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
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Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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