I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
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The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
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The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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