dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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