If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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