Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
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please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
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my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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