Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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