Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
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Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
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Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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