Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
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NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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