I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
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Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
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think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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