I'm lost and stupid without you.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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