In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
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Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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